I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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