Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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