was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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