I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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