i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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