Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the condom got lost in my hair
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
