problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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