I just saw a hot homeless man
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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