Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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