I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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