just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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