Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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