I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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