Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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