Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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