check it out our google latitudes are spooning
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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