Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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