Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Even my vagina gasped.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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