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How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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