She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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