just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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