I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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