Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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