I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We got so high we made milksteak
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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