just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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