guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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