Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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