Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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