I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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