no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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