She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think i have herpe
just one?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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