Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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