sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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