brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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