yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My Sexting was not on an AP level
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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