Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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