the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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