so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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