i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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