They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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