You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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