Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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