What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
