wanna go halves on a baby?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
areolas are like halos for boobs.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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