Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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