We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
