And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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