that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Couch. On fire.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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