I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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