I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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