He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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