the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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