seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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