i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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