Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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