I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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