just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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